Telehealth platform MISTR, known for providing free pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) and sexually transmitted infection testing, has partnered with RuPaul’s Drag Race star Willam and drag icon Jackie Beat to release a holiday music video that has us all hiding our Christmas candy.
The song, titled “MISTR Wonderland,” features the blush-worthy quips Beat and Willam are known for next to “The MISTRs,” a sexy group of men who dance around in their speedos and Santa hats.
The video begins with The MISTRs driving up to a house party as the music begins. Willam wakes up Beat saying, “Jackie, wake up, there’s boys!” Viewers are then transported into MISTR Wonderland, where the tune of “Winter Wonderland” plays with lyrics encouraging people to take their sexual health into their own hands by signing up for MISTR’s free PrEP services.
Lyrics like “If a hunky Santa in a cock ring is coming down your chimney, don’t forget, thanks to MISTR you can stuff your stocking with candy canes and gingerbread and PrEP” encourage people to practice safer sex even if they’re feeling “slutty, thirsty, or sleazy.”
The video comes in tandem with the health platform launching its first HIV long-term care program on World AIDS Day. The new service allows patients to securely consult with a licensed physician to begin a treatment regimen for HIV with no out-of-pocket costs.
The brand also uses the music video to introduce The MISTRs, who they recently announced as their 2023 official ambassadors. The MISTRs will act as a gay man’s guide to sexual health and promote the company’s mission of expanding access to HIV prevention and treatment.
Check out the raunchy video (and the saucy lyrics) below.
It’s cold outside You’re feeling randy Too hard to hide your Christmas candy So keep on the light, we’re shameless tonight Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland I need a friend who wants to blow me And so I send a plant emoji Cuz there’s nothing wrong with wanting some schlong Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland If a hunky Santa in a cock ring Is coming down your chimney, don’t forget Thanks to MISTR you can stuff your stocking With candy canes and gingerbread and PrEP Later on, we’ll perspire As we f**k by the fire If you’re versatile, let’s flip doggy style Gettin down in MISTR Wonderland It’s convenient and, like me, it’s easy Order everything you need online So, if you’re feeling slutty, thirsty, sleazy Spit roasting a slave or 69 Vanilla sex or double fister Even your ex is using MISTR So remember the name, cuz we don’t slut shame Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland