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MISTR Partners With Willam, Jackie Beat for Chillingly Sexy Music Video

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The wonderfully raunchy holiday clip promotes STI testing and treatment.

Telehealth platform MISTR, known for providing free pre-exposure prophylaxis (PrEP) and sexually transmitted infection testing, has partnered with RuPaul’s Drag Race star Willam and drag icon Jackie Beat to release a holiday music video that has us all hiding our Christmas candy.

The song, titled “MISTR Wonderland,” features the blush-worthy quips Beat and Willam are known for next to “The MISTRs,” a sexy group of men who dance around in their speedos and Santa hats.

The video begins with The MISTRs driving up to a house party as the music begins. Willam wakes up Beat saying, “Jackie, wake up, there’s boys!” Viewers are then transported into MISTR Wonderland, where the tune of “Winter Wonderland” plays with lyrics encouraging people to take their sexual health into their own hands by signing up for MISTR’s free PrEP services.

Lyrics like “If a hunky Santa in a cock ring is coming down your chimney, don’t forget, thanks to MISTR you can stuff your stocking with candy canes and gingerbread and PrEP” encourage people to practice safer sex even if they’re feeling “slutty, thirsty, or sleazy.”

The video comes in tandem with the health platform launching its first HIV long-term care program on World AIDS Day. The new service allows patients to securely consult with a licensed physician to begin a treatment regimen for HIV with no out-of-pocket costs.

The brand also uses the music video to introduce The MISTRs, who they recently announced as their 2023 official ambassadors. The MISTRs will act as a gay man’s guide to sexual health and promote the company’s mission of expanding access to HIV prevention and treatment.

Check out the raunchy video (and the saucy lyrics) below.

It’s cold outside
You’re feeling randy
Too hard to hide your Christmas candy
So keep on the light, we’re shameless tonight
Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland
I need a friend who wants to blow me
And so I send a plant emoji
Cuz there’s nothing wrong with wanting some schlong
Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland
If a hunky Santa in a cock ring
Is coming down your chimney, don’t forget
Thanks to MISTR you can stuff your stocking
With candy canes and gingerbread and PrEP
Later on, we’ll perspire
As we f**k by the fire
If you’re versatile, let’s flip doggy style
Gettin down in MISTR Wonderland
It’s convenient and, like me, it’s easy
Order everything you need online
So, if you’re feeling slutty, thirsty, sleazy
Spit roasting a slave or 69
Vanilla sex or double fister
Even your ex is using MISTR
So remember the name, cuz we don’t slut shame
Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland
Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland
Hooking up in MISTR Wonderland

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Ryan is the Digital Director of The Advocate Channel, and a graduate of NYU Tisch's Department of Dramatic Writing. She is also a member of GALECA, the LGBTQ+ society of entertainment critics. While her specialties are television writing and comedy, Ryan is a young member of the LGBTQ+ community passionate about politics and advocating for all.

Ryan is the Digital Director of The Advocate Channel, and a graduate of NYU Tisch's Department of Dramatic Writing. She is also a member of GALECA, the LGBTQ+ society of entertainment critics. While her specialties are television writing and comedy, Ryan is a young member of the LGBTQ+ community passionate about politics and advocating for all.